Kennedy won't run for re-election in RI

Kennedy won't run for re-election in RI

Yeah, that Kennedy. The farewell message was notably un-funny but Beth Lindstrom is rumored to be laughing her ass off anyway.

Once his term ends early next year, no one from the storied Kennedy family would hold political office in Washington for the first time in more than 60 years.

I'll take things that warm the cold, shriveled conservative heart for 500, Alex.

Entitled joke

Patrick Kennedy: Scott Brown's candidacy 'a joke'.

This is especially funny considering the multiple controversies Patches has himself been involved in:

"Sometime around 2:45 a.m., I drove the few blocks to the Capitol complex believing I needed to vote," he said. "Apparently, I was disoriented from the medication."

Yeah, we who are not entitled Congressmen - who got elected to office because of our last name - call that medication "whiskey".

In his defense though, when you're that shitfaced everything is funny.